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So, there's big talk lately about the upcoming Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 game, and all the hotshot game reviewers are probably going at it with their pre-ordered copies of the game specially given by the game company itself to them. Now, people knowing I also review games have started emailing me, asking if I would review this one.

Heh heh, no.

I've already reviewed one, why the hell bother with another one? Every Call of Duty game to date I've played was a royal shit-storm of time wasting agony that I didn't need to go through. Even though I know all the controls and have had major practice with FPS shooters, CoD franchise included, I still end up hating the game when it's over and done with. I just can not find any enjoyment in the series, and I swear to god, if anybody else asks me to do a review on Modern Warfare 2 within the next three days, I'm changing my fucking email so nobody will be able to get a response from me anymore. If it doesn't stop them from coming, hey, at least I won't have to read more emails asking why I haven't pre-ordered Modern Warfare 2 yet, and if I'm going to buy it on the set date that it's released.

God, here's one little joyful message right here:

"Yo homes, you should totally do a mod. warfare 2 review, boy"

First of all, fuck you for calling me "homes", fuck you for not having the damn patience to spell out modern, and fuck you for calling me "boy". Second of all, I should totally not take your advice, and instead crap all over this email and use a dirty napkin as toilet paper.

That's just one of many emails I get from die-hard CoD fans who want me to do a review. In the other emails, I usually see, "Why aren't you reviewing M.W. 2?" or "Dude, cool people play M.W. 2, why aren't you playing?" or some bullshit like that.

The answer to those questions:

Because I don't fucking want to.

Thank you, and good day.

Oh yeah, and a stereotypical Asian owl to send me out.

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